Biden Is The Most Polish-Jewish-Black-Puerto Rican-Greek-Irish-Catholic President We Have Ever Had

President Joseph Robinette Biden, Jr., might be the only white boy from East Wilmington, as he is wont to say, but Ol’ Diamond Joe is much more than that. By his own account, he is the most Polish-Jewish-Black-Puerto Rican-Greek-Irish-Catholic president that we have ever had.

On Tuesday, Biden was in Poland to re-emphasize The Swamp’s commitment to endless war in Ukraine. While there, he told his Polish counterpart about his own connection with the Poles.

“As a young man, I was, uh, born in a coal town of Scranton, Pennsylvania, in northeastern Pennsylvania, in an Irish-Catholic neighborhood. Then when coal died, we moved down to Delaware, to a town called Claymont, Delaware, which was a working-class town,” Biden told President Andrzej Duda. “And, uh, but everyone in town was either Polish or Italian. I grew up feeling self-conscious my name didn’t end in an ‘s-k-i’ or an ‘o.’”

The president threw in an “all-kidding aside” but it would seem that he has always been a bit race-conscious from an early age. In fact, he’s most at home in a multicultural society. Or rather, he changes his life story to best suit whatever group he is speaking with.